'Never Let Me Mam Ruin Wor First Dance' Funny Geordie Valentine's Card
£3.50
Tell your partner what they really, really want to hear this Valentine's Day.
If you wanna be their lover, you gotta make one promise: the Mam stays off the dancefloor.
Inspired by that famous wedding drama (you know the one), this card is the perfect way to spice up your life without any Mother-in-Law meltdowns. It’s a proper Geordie declaration of love that says "I'll be there" for you... and only you.
Card reads: "A SWEAR DOON AD NEVER LET ME MAM RUIN WOR FIRST DANCE" "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY"
Product Details:
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Handmade Quality: Printed on high-quality card stock for a premium feel.
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Size: 15cm x 15cm (approx 6 x 6 inches).
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Presentation: Comes with a vibrant red envelope in protective cellophane.
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Blank Inside: Plenty of space to write your own message (or lyrics).
