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Geordie Toilet Rules Plaque

£15.00

 

A handmade Geordie wooden plaque, designed and printed by us in Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Plaque Reads: "Wor Netty
Geordie Toilet Rules
Wash Yer Hands
A didn’t fancy that home soap for nowt!
If it's on
Turn it off
Divvent use aal the hot watter
If it runs oot
Replace it
If it's geet mingin, spray it!
Nee singing
Yer tone deaf man
Ladies that razor isn't yours
Put it doon
If yee lift it up
Put it doon blokes"

Features:

  • High-Quality Material: Made from durable wood.
  • Design: Features humorous Geordie toilet rules.
  • Dimensions: 26cm x 14.5cm with a thickness of 0.5cm
  • Rope Supplied: Untied so you can attach it to your desired length (pictured with 3 knots).